October 27, 2016

Meetup.com In My Hood



As you all know by now, Military Husband, #MaddiethePug, BabyBelle Pug and I are moving to Boston. Recently, I had a conversation with my friend Julie at Jewels Wandering that went like so:

Mili Wifey: So yeah, I am going to know NO ONE in Boston. I mean, aside from Military Husband. But, BUT, no one else. It is just ME. Ridin' solo, ridin' solo, as Jason Derulo sings.

Julie: You should check out Meetup.com when you are in Boston!


Mili Wifey: Right. I think I have heard of that before. We do not have that here in my city. This is Ratchetopia. Hoodrat Central.

No meetups here except meet up at the corner for hos and dime bags.

They start em young here in Ratchet City.

October 23, 2016

Mili Wifey & Husband (Guest Post) : Top 5 Fictional Villains We Sympathize With



A few months ago, my blogging friend Caitlyn wrote a post titled 20 Random Questions. One of these questions was "What villain do you really feel for?"and she answered with Cal from Titanic. As I was reading this, I thought this question would make an incredible blog post and I immediately asked Military Husband if he would participate.

Many hugs to Caitlyn for the idea. You should all follow Caitlyn at:


She lives in San Francisco and is obsessed with her dog and her husband. I adore her and you will too. Thanks again dollface.

Anyhoo, really though, who does not love a good villain? And there are some you just plan feel sorry for overall. Being that it is Halloween season, a post devoted to a few of our favorite villains seems fitting.

October 18, 2016

Mili Wifey's Ratchet Life Lately



I thought I would do one of those "Currently" or "Life Lately" posts. Normally, I find them as dull as a marathon of Two Broke Girls. As an aside, how the hell is this show still on television? Cancel this show! It is shit on a shingle, legit. You wanna tell me Agent Carter was cancelled, but we still are gonna air Two Broke Girls

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??

But truly, I digress.

Anyhoo, even though these "Life Updates Of A Blogger" are kind of lame and narcissistic, surely I could spice it up a bit for your enjoyment. After all, I am not exactly normal.

Or full of couth and tact. Pretty much, it is like:


Every single time I arrive. 

October 13, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 13 Recap: You Know My Steez



When we left Episode 12, Diamondback had gone full supervillain which is always fun! Time to finish up the series in our final episode.

Friends, this is my favorite episode of the entire season. It is an AWESOME, if not one of the best, season finales to a Marvel series. It gave me all the #MarvelFeels. My hats off to the director, producers, Marvel Studios and all of the incredible cast who made these characters come to life.

Now, let's finish the season!

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 12, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 12 Recap: Soliloquy of Chaos



When we left Episode 11, Luke Cage was arrested, Shades was arrested and Diamondback had escaped. Now, we need Detective Knight to clear Cage's name. There are only two episodes remaining in this powerful series!

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 11 Recap: Now You're Mine




When we left Episode 10, Detective Knight had been shot and Cage was hunkering over her to protect her from more gunfire. Let's see what happens next in Episode 11!

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 11, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 10 Recap: Take It Personal



When we left Episode 9, Cage was flatlining! Let's hope Claire and Dr. Burnstein can save his life and remove those nasty super bullets in Episode 10.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 10, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 9 Recap: DWYCK



When we left Episode 8, Luke Cage was shot and lying in the back of a trash truck! All thanks to his old pal Diamondback. Let's see where this takes us in Episode 9.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 9, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Recap: Episode 8 Blowin' Up The Spot



When we left Episode 7, Cottonmouth had been murdered by his own cousin, Black Mariah. Not to mention, Luke Cage had been shot and was in deep trouble! 

Let's see what happens next in Episode 8.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 7 Recap: Manifest



Well, when we left Episode 6, Scarfe died and Cottonmouth had been arrested for all his dirty deeds. I would like to apologize to all my readers for being a bit behind on posting these recaps. CBS Big Brother OTT and all the new (GOOD) fall shows are taking over my mind! I promise to finish the series this week because #MarvelForever. I hate myself for letting my Marvel fangirl self down.

Now, let's press on to Episode 7.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 6, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 6 Recap: Suckas Need Bodyguards



When we left Episode 5, Cage was totally embarrassing Cottonmouth at Pop's funeral. I really feel like this show has picked up momentum and building towards something great. I absolutely LOVE our two villains, Cottonmouth and Black Mariah (to me, she is the more sinister of the two). Can't wait to see what is in store in Episode 6.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

October 3, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 5 Recap: Just To Get A Rep



When we left Episode 4, Cage was crawling out of the rubble with his landlady. Will Detective Knight learn of his abilities? 

Let's press on to Episode 5!

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Surrender Mili Wifey, Or That Time I Met The Wicked Old Witch Of Ebay



I thought I would take a Netflix Luke Cage recap break to give all of my lovely friends a story time. Even though, you should be embracing the Marvel-osity because superheroes are awesome and avenging is just one big party.


Until you catch the #nerdfever, I will bring you another chapter in my soap operatic life. I know, I KNOW, why do I have to be so dramatic? Because drama keeps popping up out of nowhere. My life should seriously be a Broadway play.

Scratch that. A musical.

*Over the top orchestra music*
*Obnoxious singing voice begins here*
It's Mili Wifey's Life, there's passion and pizazz!
In Mili Wifey's Life, and all that jazz!
She's just trying to be a milso and pug mommy.
But the crazy is coming at her like a Drama Tsunami.
It's Mili Wifey's Life!
There might be some strife!
But she's blonde and she's lively,
and you best believe she's fiesty,
She's Mili Wifey!
Mili Wifey, you better run for your Lifeyyyyyyyyyyy!

Oh come on, you guys would pay $175 to watch this on Broadway, right? #oramIright


But truly, I digress.

October 1, 2016

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 4 Recap: Step In The Arena



When we left Episode 3, Luke Cage and his landlady were blown up by Cottonmouth! Will they survive? Well, we know Luke will, but what about the poor Asian landlady? 

Let's find out in Episode 4.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Netflix Luke Cage Episode 3 Recap: Who's Gonna Take The Weight?



When we left Episode 2, Pop was dead thanks to Cottonmouth's goons. Cage is mourning his death, but will he come out of hiding and begin helping the citizens of Harlem to respect Pop's wishes?

Let's find out as we begin Episode 3!

*SPOILERS AHEAD*