August 23, 2016

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Julie @ JewelsWandering!

Today is one of my best friends birthdays, Julie at Jewels Wandering

Since birthdays are pretty much the most incredibly important holidays of the year (celebrating the birth of yourself, bitches!), I thought I would dedicate this blog post to her. Especially since I cannot physically be in Singapore to say:

August 21, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Recap: Boy In The Attic

Lifetime's Sack of Steaming Crap Movie of the Week "Boy In The Attic" sounds like a really fun ghost story, does it not?


Nope. Instead, it was an absolutely imbecilic "love story" that, per usual, made absolutely no sense what the fuck so ever.

This is Lifetime - do we expect anything less?

#neverhave #neverwill

August 15, 2016

Currently Giving Me All The Marvel Feels (Fall 2016)

Is it Fall yet, friends? Can I just declare it Fall since this:

Is happening this month at McDonald's? #pumpkincrazypeople

Being that it is officially Fall, my guts are gurgling in a Marvel sort of way. But, BUT, let's face it - I am always having the "Marvel feels." 

What can I say?

But truly, I digress.

August 11, 2016

Stuff I Hate That Everyone Else Loves

I realize that there are many things in this world that I cannot stand, but others do not share my sentiment.

But, BUT, why would you not agree with me?

In my mind. Just kidding, or am I? #narcissimisstillmyhomeboy

But truly, I digress.

I was speaking with my blogging bestie Julie at Jewels Wandering about how I typically do not enjoy what everyone else loves. She was all:

Which is sort of true.

August 2, 2016

Can't Feel My Face, Or That Time I Got Wasted On NyQuil

Disclaimer: Please proceed reading this nonsensical shit blog post with caution. I take no responsibility for anyone who determines it is a wise idea to get "high" off a liquid cold formula. I know, I KNOW, Lil Wayne makes "crunk juice" out of red hot candy, Koolaid and Robitussin #themoreyouknow. However, that does not, REPEAT, does not make it a safe choice unless you have Fruity Pebbles for brain cells.

Cue, well, cue, this idiot:

The Weeknd is in Mili Wifey's house.

Yeah, so why the hell does The Weeknd style his hair like a Fraggle?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller.....

But truly, I digress.