January 31, 2016

Pug Posts: "I'm In Love With A Pug" Music Video

Hello Friends! It is time for another original song by #MaddiethePug. I have two other original songs on my blog. Here are the links to those posts, in case you missed them:

My Mommy and I are thinking of making a #MaddiethePug album on iTunes. Don't you think I should totally go platinum? That would be #prettykewl.

Anyhoo, here is my new song titled "I'm In Love With A Pug."

Did you like my song? Do you think I could get a Grammy, or what? Let me know in the comments below!

My Mommy is in love with me because I am,

January 27, 2016

Ratchet Valentine Poetry

With Valentine's Day quickly approaching, many of you plan to tell your significant other or special someone how much you care for them. But, BUT, do you ever think to yourself, in what manner do hoodrats celebrate the big V-D Day? 

Well, I am here to answer this burning question for you!

January 26, 2016

Agent Carter Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Better Angels

Last week on Agent Carter, SO much happened in the two hour series premiere! You can read my recaps for both episodes here:

and here:

Tonight's episode, Better Angels, was captivating, filled with conspiracy and a fascinating glimpse at this season's supervillian at work! I can honestly say if you are not watching ABC's Agent Carter yet, you are missing out on all the fun.


January 25, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network The Smell Of Fear: Toni Braxton UnBreak My Heart

Just a heads up, Marvel fans - Starz currently has back to back viewings of Avengers: Age of Ultron. It is glorious (to ME, Military Husband is threatening to turn on parental controls and block Starz if I watch it again - Marvel pooper). On Saturday night, after the 10th viewing, this conversation happened in my house:

Me: Well, I think it is time to turn on the movie. I really do not feel like watching this one on Sunday.

Military Husband: NO! It is is not even one I want to see!

Does he want to see any of them?
Really, tho? #Lifetimepeckingorder

In his defense, I was not too thrilled either about this:

January 24, 2016

Pug Posts: Pugapalooza

Hello Friends!

Do you see our little sweet innocent faces?

Editor's Note: Don't let them fool you, folks. 

Well, it has been one CRAZY week in the land of #MaddiethePug and BabyBelle Pug. Mommy likes to refer to weeks like these as: 


January 20, 2016

Agent Carter Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: A View In The Dark

When we left Agent Carter in Episode 1: The Lady In The Lake, we learned that Sousa has a fiancee' and Doctor Wilkes is in possession of a strange substance that has been creeping around Marvel television. Further, there is something of the supervillain nature afoot with Whitney Frost. Season 2 looks to be full of intrigue as we move into the second hour of the two part Season Premiere.


Agent Carter Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: The Lady In The Lake

The most exciting show on television is back!

And the most inspiring woman in the MCU.

January 18, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network The Next Cut: The Wrong Car

On Saturday night, Military Husband and I went to the Ratchet Mall.

And you should go, too. Today.

When we returned home, Military Husband actually said we could watch the Lifetime Torture Device Lifetime Movie O'Week together which came in the form of:

But, BUT, as the credits rolled Military Husband was all:

And immediately shoved his nose in the latest Alex Cross book. Alas, here I was all alone again on my own with Satan's Station Lifetime.

Le Sigh.

January 17, 2016

Pug Posts: A Day At The Park

Hello Friends! My Mommy and Daddy surprised #MaddiethePug and BabyBelle Pug with a day at the park. #MaddiethePug LOVES the park, especially now that I have my MaddieMobile. When I get tired, I can just get Mommy or Daddy to drive me around.

#MaddiethePug is ready for fun at the park.

BabyBelle Pug is walking too fast!

Mommy is driving and she is slow. I call her Putt Putt. #lazyMommy

#MaddiethePug says the park is #prettykewl.

We had such a great day! When I came home, I got some special pepperonis off my Daddy's Italian sandwich and then, I went fast asleep. The park wears #MaddiethePug out.

Do you like to go to the park? How often do you and your family go on special trips to the park? Let me know in the comments below!

Resting up for my next park trip, I am,

January 11, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Resurgence: My Sweet Audrina

On Saturday night, Lifetime gifted us with another adaptation of a V.C. Andrews gothic novel. As you may or may not know, Lifetime has previously shown renditions of "Flowers in the Attic," "Petals on the Wind," If There Be Thorns and "Seeds of Yesterday." They were all full of ewwww, camp and, in typical Lifetime fashion, poor writing. Saturday night's film was no exception.

Normally, I have a bit of witty repertoire to begin my recapping journey. But, BUT, this time, I really have no idea where to begin. The best I can offer you is, well, chugga chugga chugga choo choo, all aboard the Lifetime hot mess express, derailment straight ahead.

#Icanteven does not even begin to sum this one up.

5 Crazy Things That Happened At My Wedding

Today is Military Husband and Mili Wifey's Two Year Wedding Anniversary. For those of you who did not know, Military Husband and I met online in September 2012. You can read all about it here:

How I Met My Husband On Twitter

January 6, 2016

5 Reasons Sarah Hay From "Flesh and Bone" Should Win A Golden Globe

Little known fact, I am passionate about the ballet.

Baby Ballerina Mili Wifey 

Alas, I was born with completely flat feet. I had no arch whatsoever, and my ballet instructor told my mom I would never be a dancer. While discouraging, I continued my appreciation for ballet by attending performances and watching film and television programs, captivated by the music and beautiful lines of the dancers. Recently, I binge watched Flesh and Bone, Starz's ambitious limited series about the competitive world of ballet. The series is nominated for two Golden Globes on January 10, one of which is Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television for the title role played by newcomer Sarah Hay.

Source: Brent N. Clarke/Getty Images
I am honored to be a contributor during the entertainment industry's awards season by having an article featured on SheKnows.com.

Please check out my article here at SheKnows.com:

5 Reasons Sarah Hay From "Flesh and Bone" Should Win A Golden Globe

Elated over my first freelance piece being published, I am,

January 3, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Day of Reckoning: Don't Wake Mommy

On Saturday afternoon, Military Husband and I watched the horror/comedy movie Cooties. I can totally see why this film was a huge hit at 2014's Sundance Film Festival. If you like silly, but smart zombie movies, this one is for you (and it was directed by Insidious's Leigh Whannell, who is starting to grow on me). When the movie ended, this conversation occurred:

Me: There is NOTHING on tv tonight.

Military Husband: Your movie.