April 19, 2016

Throwback Mili Wifey Pictures, Or I've Always Been An Attention Whore



Disclaimer: No, NO, I do not think I look like Barbie. I think I look like Ratchet Barbie, however, I could find no acceptable pictures online to use for this post. Can someone make me a Ratchet Barbie gif for my blog? I will bring you Ratchet Mall Cookies and Hostess Snowballs for LIFE.

I know, I KNOW, I never share information about my personal life. However, today I sort of, kind of will in a way. We are currently going through some "life changes" (*all good stuff*). Thus, do not be surprised if my posts are a little sparse during the next few weeks. Military Husband and I will miss you tons.

But, BUT, do not be sad.

Captain America just needs a hug, right?
And a dance with Peggy Carter.

I will be posting all about our Captain America: Civil War experience the first week of May. It is going to be Marvel-rrific.


In the meantime, I was purging my closet and found a few photos of myself as a child I thought I would share with you. You know, because:


And you folks seem to enjoy "seeing me." Even though, I am just a teensy tiny bit older now. Since I do not have the pleasure of sharing selfie after selfie AFTER selfie with you on Instagram, here are a few photos to keep you amused.

Me celebrating my birthday in Kindergarten:


Friends, I have always been a big fan of my birthday. Remember back in September, when Military Husband went all out like I was Beyonce' for my birthday in this post, It Was My Birthday, Nothing But VIP ? Yeah, that has been the state of affairs all my life.

Me making my famous "Really? REALLY? Girl, bye." face:

#forrealtho

I still make this same face whenever I am throwing shade or watching a Lifetime Movie O'Week.

Me getting really excited over a photo of my favorite subject:


MYSELF! Narcissism is my homeboy. #word

Me acting a fool with a marshmallow mouth:


I am legit surprised I am not the size of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. I LOVE sugary, processed snacks and candy.

And, my personal favorite, me doing what I do best:

This is my favorite picture of life.

Shaking My MoneyMaker!

Beyonce' learned all that from me.

Yup, me being the center of attention because duh. Check out my romper though. I was rocking those before Forever 21 made them cool.

I hope you enjoyed this little selfie show. Remember, don't you forget about me and don't go changing to try and please me. You know, all that jazz.

Do you have any great throwback pictures of yourself? I encourage you to post some of your own! And let me know what you have fun planned for this summer in the comments below!

Attention seeking diva, but still your weave wearing ratchet at times, I am,



68 comments:

  1. I will miss you tons while you're attending to your major life changes! But I 100% understand. And if I knew how to make a gif, I'd be over it like Ken is over Barbie. (Does that make any sense???? lol)
    xoxo

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  2. Most of my pictures from when I'm little involve me covered in mud and or dirt. What can I say, I was a messy kid.

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  3. I seriously love these pictures!

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  4. This was hilarious. Love the gifs. And looking through old photos is seriously the best.

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    1. I know, right? I used to hate that ponytail my mom insisted I rock lol.

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  5. That last picture is great. I love that the outfits have almost come full circle.

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    1. Right?? The romper is back! Who knew I was so stylish! Lol

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  6. Cute pics. Nice to have some idea of what you look like...or at least what you looked like as a kid. :)

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    1. Haha it's just more of the same now! Lots of blonde hair!

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  7. Well, there is that picture of me my parents took holding a bottle of Johnny Walker Red in a little red wagon at Christmas...no lie. How dare they wonder how I turned out like I did...LOL!

    Happy Changing!! Me, I've got a 2 week road trip with the pups!!

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    1. Omg I need to see this pic!!! Lmao!! You and Military Husband would get along great. He's a big JW fan!
      Xxoo

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  8. DON'T GO FOR TOOOOOO LONG, please and thanks. If I knew how to post an embarassing throwback in this comment, i would in your honour.

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    1. I promise I won't!
      Oooh post one on your blog!!! Xxoo

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  9. Absolutely adorable!! Please don't disappear on me again....I loves you!! Hope everything is ok and email if you need you me!!

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    1. Aw hey pretty girl! Everything is great!! We just have a lot to do in a short time! I won't ever leave you!!
      Love you!!!! Xxoo

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  10. All my momma needs - more encouragement to post selfies. BOL BOL!

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  11. A freaking dorable! I hope you have a good experience with this move and everything goes smoothly. I'll miss you while you're away being super busy mili wifey. xoxoxo

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  12. Lol! Those are al cute and not ratchet at all. I had those short rompers too. Just call it a childhood mistake for me. Lol
    Enjoy your "life changes". I hope it goes well. Holla if you need help! :)

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  13. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AN ADORABLE WEE GIRL TURNED INTO A BEAUTIFUL MILITARY WIFE.

    HUGS MADI AND MOM

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  14. Hahaha you were very cute so I bet you still are! I think I had one of those rompers too. As an adult I'd never wear one though!!

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    1. Aw thanks!! I think everyone had those terrycloth rompers! Lol!!

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  15. lol, what a cutie!!!! You are adorbs. I remember the time of putting on skits for anyone who would watch, lol. PS impressive that your blog is so good without personal life stuff! I'd have no idea what to say without that. For rilllll.

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    1. I did that too!!! I had an entire skit that involved Michael Jackson's Bad. LMAO. Thank you soooo much!!! xxxooo

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  16. Those "throwback" pix are GREAT!!!
    KZK

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  17. I love your photos. I'll share some of mine someday. Since I'm moving close to family, I can snap some photos in the album.

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  18. I managed to make a lot of old photos into digital years ago

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    1. I so need to do this!!! We have so many!

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  19. OMG I love this!! I think Ratchet Barbie resides in my attic. If I can get her down I will take a picture of her for you ;)

    I have a "Really? REALLY? Girl, bye" picture from kindergarten I will have to post. You will die it is hilarious!!

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    1. Omg please do!! I had a Ratchet Barbie as a child. I keep playing Mad Scientist on her in the bathtub. Hahaha. I was always a nerd.
      LOL! I can't wait to see that!!

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  20. I'm sure you do look like Barbie... ;) Haha love this post!! And you were too, too cute!!

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  21. I hope that whatever changes are happening are beyond awesome to you! This doesn't mean that I have to start actually watching Lifetime movies, does it! *Shudder

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  22. Haha! Great selfies. Your childhood pics don't look all that different from mine. Always hamming it up for the camera.

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  23. I hope you don't stay away for too long, because I will miss you. Need to find some good throwback pictures to post.

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    1. I will try!! Thank you for saying that! Means a lot!! Xxoo

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  24. Such a cute kid!! I am SO excited about Captian America.

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  25. You are adorable! I love the picture of you "throwing shade" at a young age, ha-ha!!!

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  26. Ha ha! That marshmallow photo is brilliant!

    bisous
    Suzanne

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  27. You're so adorable! I love your romper picture too, lookin like a princess. My favorite is the throwback picture of you looking at a throwback picture. You look so happy makes me wonder what the picture was. I'll post a kiddo throwback soon, been wanting to. Just gotta pick some favorites through my ma's 368744 bins of old photos. Haha.

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    1. Haha. I have no idea what I was looking at, but there's a good chance it was of me! That was back in the days when you shook it like a Polaroid picture to see how your pic came out!! xoxo

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  28. Lol! My husband was, and is, still a ham. Just like my kids. I'm usually behind the camera. =)

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  29. i love the side-eye pic!! you were not having it in that one, lol.

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  30. Such fun pictures! I need to pull out some of my old pics too because I was pretty adorable too!

    Hope the next few weeks are good to you.

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    1. Thanks girl! Me too. I can't wait to be back blogging. Xxoo

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  31. You are to cute, I love your hair!

    God bless,

    XO, Claire

    Http://www.littlemissfashionqueen.com

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  32. Love the pics! You were an adorable kid😍😍 As for what I've got planned this summer, quite a bit of traveling for graduations, family reunions, and a little bit of work thrown in. It should be a fun, if not busy next couple of months!!

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    1. Thank you!! You sound busy!! I'm so glad to see you in blogland again. You were missed!! Xxoo

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  33. Hope the moving is going well....TWO DAYS!! Well, more like a week for me, because...you know, small town and I'm traveling. Have a BLAST on your cosplay opening night!!!

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