April 19, 2016

Throwback Mili Wifey Pictures, Or I've Always Been An Attention Whore

Disclaimer: No, NO, I do not think I look like Barbie. I think I look like Ratchet Barbie, however, I could find no acceptable pictures online to use for this post. Can someone make me a Ratchet Barbie gif for my blog? I will bring you Ratchet Mall Cookies and Hostess Snowballs for LIFE.

I know, I KNOW, I never share information about my personal life. However, today I sort of, kind of will in a way. We are currently going through some "life changes" (*all good stuff*). Thus, do not be surprised if my posts are a little sparse during the next few weeks. Military Husband and I will miss you tons.

But, BUT, do not be sad.

Captain America just needs a hug, right?
And a dance with Peggy Carter.

April 17, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Recap: Dying To Be Loved

On Saturday, I was having a fantastic day. I cleaned, hung out with Military Husband and played with my pugs. While I was out running errands, I realized an evil beast was waiting for me that evening.

It came in the form of:

The latest crapfest chapter in Lifetime's film festival from hell. The title alone had me like:

I hate my Lifetime, that is.

April 12, 2016

Delta Hell, Or That Time I Took The Worst Flight EVER

Flying can be really annoying. You see, the problem with flying the so-called "friendly skies" is that airplanes are no longer a luxury. Flights are dirt cheap. For example, budget airlines like Allegiant, the flying Winnebago to Vegas, exist.

Because Vegas is like, totally, the American Dream.

It is what America is known for, really.
Booze, bright sparkly lights and expensive hookers.

April 10, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Recap: The Cheerleader Murders

Last weekend's Lifetime Movie O'Shit O'Week was a rerun, thus I was temporarily relieved from my duties.

You might think I was immersed in sadness and self loathing.

Yeah. Not even a little bit.

Nevertheless, as it never disappoints, this week's Lifetime movie was a virtual cheese board of stupidity.

Backlight courtesy of Lifetime.
Lighting the way to a frontal lobotomy, one movie at a time.

April 9, 2016

Pug Posts: A Day At The Park The Sequel

Hello Friends! #MaddiethePug is back. Did you miss me? My Mommy, Daddy, BabyBelle Pug and I have been taking lots of trips to the park since the weather is nice. It is #prettykewl. I love to go to the park. I get to run around off my leash and sniff everything!

#MaddieThePug excited for fun at the park:

April 4, 2016

5 Marvel Heroines Every Woman Should Watch

As you all know, I recapped Netflix's Daredevil Season 2. You can read those posts beginning here:

I know, I KNOW, I am all about the shameless self-promotion. 

Anyhoo, with this season of Daredevil, we close another chapter in the story of a strong Marvel superhero. Matt Murdock's character definitely appeals to the male audience, but what about the ladies? As a Marvel superfan, I can promise you there are some incredible, awesome female heroines in the comic book realm - women that represent strength, courage and are awe-inspiring.