June 28, 2015

Lifetime Movie Network, Once More With Feeling: Perfect High

Ah, once again time for another Lifetime movie review.  For those of you that missed out on my last review, feel free to follow this link if you have a few minutes of your life to spare:

The Revenge of Lifetime Movie Network: Double Daddy

I spent a good week recovering from last Saturday night's Will Ferrell/Kristin Wiig debacle "Deadly Adoption" on Lifetime.  If you missed out on that gem, congratulations, you retained all of your brain cells!

June 25, 2015

Pug Posts: And The Winner Is #MaddiethePug!

Hello again to all my Internet Peeps. #MaddiethePug is feeling #prettykewl today because she received her very first blog award.

My new fur-friend Sweet William The Scot awarded me the Liebster Award. Sweet William The Scot is a Scottish Terrier who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio and is one of my new awesome blog fur-friends.  You should definitely check him out and follow his journey in Blogville, if you haven't already.  

The rules of this award is 1) I gotta thank the fur-friend who gave it to me; sending you a huge pug hug Sweet William!; 2) I gotta answer some questions he asked; and 3) I gotta make up my own questions and nominate another fur-friend.

June 16, 2015

The Revenge of Lifetime Movie Network: Double Daddy

If you have been following my blog, you know I have dabbled in a few recaps of the craptastic drama that plays on Lifetime. For those of you who are new, here are a few to catch you up to speed:

Lately, I have lost that loving feeling for writing about Lifetime's array of films. Until I watched this little gem called "Double Daddy":

(Can't make a title like this up, folks)

And then I watched it again.  AND then, I watched it again and again for the purposes of writing this blog because I knew you would want an extensive and thorough recap of this smelly pile of donkey doo masterpiece. 

Let me tell you the things I put my mind and body through to entertain you all.  

Everything I do, I do it for you.

June 14, 2015

Pug Posts: Chewy.com Kong Squeezz Ball w/Handle & Kong Squeezz Crackle Bone Dog Toys Review

Disclaimer:  Chewy.com provided my mommy with a Kong Squeezz Ball With Handle Dog Toy and a Kong Squeeze Crackle Bone free in exchange for our honest opinion and review. We always give a pug-afied honest review! You know what we always say, there were absolutely no pugs bribed in the process of creating this post.  After all, BabyBelle only can be bribed with peanut butter. Peter Pan, Jif, Reese's....call me, BabyBelle!*

Hi everyone, I'm BabyBelle Pug!  You might know me from a Pug Post my sissy wrote: BabyBelle's 1st Pug Birthday.

#MaddiethePug is my big sister and I am just crazy about her.

Besties FUR-ever

Today, I am writing my very first blog post ever and it is a fun review for Chewy.com. YAY!

June 9, 2015

Military Wife & Husband (Guest) Post: Our Top 5 Favorite Albums of All Time!

My husband is graciously guest posting again with me on today's post. If you a regular blog reader, you know we have already done several posts together. If you are new to my blog, catch up with our other co-posts here:

As a new addition to our series of co-posts, I suggested to my husband that we both chose our top five favorite albums that we love to listen to again and again, along with five honorable mentions. Thus, this post was born. We both would collectively like to mention that this is by no means an exhaustive list of albums we consider the greatest of all time. We did not include those that we consider to be a given as timeless and legendary, such as Patti Smith's Horses, Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy, Sex Pistols Nevermind The Bollocks, Prince's Purple Rain, Beastie Boys License to Ill, and so on.  Those and so many more just go without saying.

June 4, 2015

Funny & Non-Boring Product Review (I SWEAR!): Paula's Choice Resist Hyaluronic Acid Booster

Disclaimer:  As a member of the Bzzagent community, I received items from Paula's Choice in exchange for my honest opinion and review.  I was not compensated in any other form or manner; i.e. no one paid me to tell you how great this junk is because that would be gross and lame of me, and I am neither gross or lame.

Awhile back, I was selected to participate in a campaign to review Paula's Choice Resist Hyaluronic Acid Booster Serum #PaulasChoice #GotitFree #GotACoupon (#obligatoryhashtags #thecompanymademedothis #sorryitisannoying #Ifeelyouonthisone #okIwillstopnow).  I am fairly certain I will never be asked to review a product again after this post, but you know me being ME, I just simply could not write another boring snoozefest review of a product. 

Because does anyone REALLY want to read that sort of review?

My career in sponsored posts will be a short one, my friends.  Short as in nonexistent.

June 2, 2015

Panic At The Disco: That Time I Got Punched In The Face

Since #MaddiethePug opened this week with one of her embarrassing stories Pug Posts: THIS COOLIE'S ON FIRE!!, I figured why not add one of my own.  Most of my embarrassing stories from the past are inundated with alcohol and poor decision making, which I only should write in a private diary (that I burn in a ceremonial Enron-style fire of stuff no one needs to know).  But come on now, would that really be any fun?

Nooooo, people LOVE a good overshare!  

People that are not my husband, that is.  I am fairly certain he will find this story cringe-tastic. Not so long ago, I was telling him that I would never share this sort of thing on my blog to complete strangers.

Me:  Yeah, I would NEVER tell complete strangers all the times I have been totally trashed or made really dumb decisions while drinking because that is just TOO much.

Husband:  Good.  You shouldn't.

Fast forward to me a few mornings ago lying in bed, remembering this story...

And here we are, folks.