December 23, 2015

Mili Wifey and Military Husband's Christmas Jam



"Well, the weather outside is frightful.
80 degrees is so not delightful.
Cause there's heat everywhere we go.
Ain't no snow, ain't no snow, ain't no snow."

It is Christmas week, and we are in the middle of unpredictably warm temperatures. And nothing says ho-ho-ho like wearing booty shorts and crop tops during the holidays.

Santa booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere.
#ghettowonderland

Anyhoo, because sharing is caring, we wanted to show you a few pictures of how we get our Christmas on. You know, Mili Wifey and Military Husband's Christmas Jam.


We are with MeeMaw and PeePaw (Mili Wifey's parents) for the holidays and their home is super decorated.

PeePaw has his own Nascar tree:

Redneck Rudolph, with your Earnhardt so bright.

I am obsessed with Nutcrackers. However, BabyBelle Pug is terrified of this thing:

Who else loves the Nutcracker Ballet? 
A freaking ballet about candy and chocolate. #onelove

These decorations were used at Military Husband and my wedding. Yes, I had a Winter Wonderland themed wedding:

Recycling for the win, bitches.

More wedding decor Winter Wonderland:

By the way, PeePaw painted that replica of St. Catherine. 
Pretty spectacular, eh?

Outside, MeeMaw and PeePaw go Griswold:

Santa looks drunk. And his reindeers are all,
take it slowwwwww, Santa. #himym #pineappleincident

A sober Santa. 
Yes, that is a Christmas giraffe. #rigoshdarndiculous

And, a THIRD Santa.
MeeMaw is pretty much letting all the kids know there is more than one Santa.
And they all congregate in her yard. #Santa-con.

Of course, I have been baking. What is a Christmas without those delectable fattening as hell low calorie, decorated sugar cookies.

Right. I am not an artiste. I just put as much icing on as possible.

The cookie on the right is kind of like Oogie Boogie's baby. #NightmareBeforeChristmas

Hey, Halloween is more my holiday than Christmas.
#becauseImaweirdo

This is our annual Christmas Eve dessert, Amazing Banana Nut Roll, made by yours truly.


Christmas Eve appetizers also made be me, Mili Wifey.


Lastly, how about a picture of me? I was about three months old in this picture and ready for the holidays. 

Give it up for that big ass bow. And the 70s sepia tone.

Hope all of you are having an awesome Christmas and may all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh. And:


Who are you celebrating your holidays with? What special plans do you have for Christmas? Let me know in the comments below!

Ready for 24 hours of A Christmas Story because you'll shoot your eye out, I am,

52 comments:

  1. Awwww I loved seeing a little glimpse into your life! We're doing the usual fish and spaghetti dinner on Christmas Eve tomorrow, and then battling the in laws' perpetually sick kids. I hope you have a Merry Christmas!!! xoxo

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    1. Oooooh enjoy all the eats! I hope you don't catch anything from them! That would stink.
      Merry Christmas love!! xxxxxooo

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  2. Love seeing the decor and traditions in your world. Merry Christmas to you!

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  3. Merry Christmas from our home to yours Stella Rose and Momma

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    1. Hope yours is awesome pug friend!!! Xxooo Maddie, BabyBelle and Mommy

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  4. AW!!! Now what a cute baby!
    I love it. Your parents pull out all the stops for the yard. Too cute! Merry Christmas to you, the kids, and Mili-hubs. XO

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  5. What a very festive post!! Merry Christmas from all of us.

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  6. WE are sending YOU and YOURS our wish that you have a VERY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS

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  7. Wow, your PeePaw is a VERY talented artist!!!
    Merry Christmas to all of you!
    KZK and Cam & Mags

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    1. Aw thank you. I will tell him that!
      Merry Christmas!!

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  8. I read your post but all I remember is the cookies!! Oh my goodness those look wonderful because the ratio of frosting to cookie is perfect!! Merry Christmas!!

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    1. Exactly! The more icing the better. Right? Lol!
      Merry Christmas!!

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  9. Merry Christmas!! I LOVE the nutcracker ballet...and swan lake...sigh, so beautiful. Of course the husband couldn't care less :-/ By the way, we had a winter wonderland wedding theme as well, and got married on Jan 1 in Vermont.

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    1. January 11 here! January brides rock! Happy early Anniversary!!! Xxoo

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  10. Have a wonderful Christmas! It isn't officially Christmas until the Christmas Story is on 24 hours straight! I love the cookies. ♥

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    1. Yessss we love Ralphie! I want a boy pug named Ralphie. Or Castiel!

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  11. Merry Christmas yourself pretty lady! Have an awesome one! See ya next week! :)

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    1. Thank you!! Merry Christmas!! Enjoy your grandbaby!!

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  12. Have a very Merry Christmas...full of over-iced deliciousness!! Hmmm....I'm thinking there needs to be a Marvel Christmas Special!

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    1. Omg, yes. Yes. AND more YES. We were just watching Captain America: Winter Soldier.
      I get the Marvel detox around here when there are no movies or shows to watch. And it ain't pretty.
      Hahahaha.
      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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  13. To a joyful present
    and a well remembered past.
    Best wishes for Happy Holidays
    and a magnificent New Year.
    Merry Christmas
    Annabelle, Boo, Ping, Mr Jinx & Mom Debra

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  14. That painting is stunning. Your Dad is pretty talented. Enjoy every bite, every laugh, and every moment.

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    1. Oh thank you!!! I will do a post on his paintings (I have pictures of them all) soon! He will be tickled you said that. Sadly he isn't feeling so well today.
      Have a beautiful Christmas!!

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  15. MOL MOL MOL twerking is hilarious!!
    Hugs and Merry Christmas Madi and mom

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  16. Yum to the banana nut roll! My doggy has been at her grandparents' house for the past few days, too. We're all exhausted!

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    1. Oh I bet! Guess what's coming back to the blog this week? Lifetime movie RECAPS!! Hahahaha

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  17. Merry Christmas my friend, and Happy New Year!

    God bless,

    XO, Claire

    Http://www.littlemissfashionqueen.com

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  18. Looks like a festive time. Hope you had a great Christmas!

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  19. Looks like a great Christmas. Happy holidays to you!

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  20. oh gosh, I love it! I hope you had such an awesome Christmas! xoxo oh and I need to see this winter wonderland wedding. Sounds SO pretty!

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    1. Haha, yeah it was pretty cool! I'll try and post some pics soon. I was going to do an anniversary post.

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  21. LOL drunk Santa! Those cookies are my kind of decorating.

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