May 31, 2015

Pug Posts: THIS COOLIE'S ON FIRE!!




Happy Summer my friends, it's #MaddiethePug again.  Today, I'm going to share with you one of my most embarrassing, true and funny stories.  When you are #MaddiethePug a lot of crazy stuff happens to you.

I'm a pug and I hang out with crazy humans like my mommy.


She's a natural blonde which means she's REALLY crazy.

Here is a little background on my story.  My mommy loves Chipotle.  She's pretty much cookoo for Chipotle.  When a Chipotle finally opened in our hometown, she would make daddy drive there all the time to pick up the yummy food.


Now every night, my mommy and I have "Mommy/Maddie Time" - a time when I stay up late with my mommy and just chill.  My sisters go to bed with daddy.


Yeah, that's me.  Chilling like a villain #MaddiethePug.

And my mommy, well, she works on THIS blog.

She also nerds out to Marvel and Playstation 4, too.

Anyway, back to Maddie's story.  Because that is what you are REALLY here for, right?  Well, one night, my mommy got a big bag from Chipotle from daddy when he came home from work.  The bag was full of her favorite: soft tacos with chicken, sour cream, guacamole, cheese and salsa like always (and a bag of chips and guacamole).

A LITTLE FYI:  #MaddiethePug loves food if you did not know by now.

Pug possession eyes on the prize (food).

My mommy knows how much I love food so she gave me a little taste of her soft tacos.  And yeah, my mommy knows table food isn't the greatest for pugs; don't go all Pug-a-nazi on me about eating it from time to time.  I'm working on my puglicious figure, extra belly rolls not included.

The bigger the pug, the more to love.

The tacos were delicious, but a little teeny tiny bit on the spicy side.  The next morning, there was a BIG problem in coolie land.

Oh, by the way, do you know what a coolie is?


That's a pug coolie.  Nuff' said (SO embarrassing).

By the next morning my coolie was really hurting.  I went outside to potty.  And it was really bad.  I tried to go and go.   I rubbed my coolie on the ground.  I couldn't take it anymore.

I looked at my mommy and yelled:

MOMMY, THIS COOLIE'S ON FIRE!!
THIS COOLIE'S ON FIREEEEE!!
(in my Pug-licia Keys singing voice...coming soon to iTunes, folks)



It was crazy.   Apparently, the Chipotle employees loaded up on the SUPER spicy sauce on my mommy's taco.  Those tacos were like:


ON MY COOLIE!!!!  

Thank goodness my mommy had some medicine to stop my coolie burn.

But yeah, no more Chipotle for #MaddiethePug.  I don't know you humans do it.  Like, you guys eat hot stuff all the time.  My mommy's always getting that Taco Bell (and I gotta sleep with her after she devours those bean burritos, ugh people, just saying).

Seriously, do humans have burning coolie all the time?


You aren't fooling me if you said no.

Has your coolie ever been on fire?  Do you love Chipotle?  What do you get when you order from there?  Give me your coolie fire story and Chipotle suggestions in the comments below!

Until next time, I'm just a girl with a coolie on fire,


26 comments:

  1. Oh Poor Maddie!!! We won't tell cause we get bites of human food once in a while too - but Mom is very careful.
    And she does not like the spicy stuff anyway
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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    1. Hugs back! May your coolies never feel the burn!! XO MaddiethePug

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  2. OMD we heart tacos too!!! Sorry about the hot sauce though...ouch!!

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    1. Haha it tasted good going down just not coming out! XO MaddiethePug

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  3. Eek! Yes, I do love Chipotle but I love the hot sauce. I could handle it. My daughter could not though, and would be in a panic.

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    1. Haha. I love the hot sauce too but I make my husband get it on the side now! Just in case!

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  4. LOL. My goodness Maddie you are one lucky little Pug! I have never gotten that excited about Chipotle but I swear to you Tacos make me happy. I am sorry your coolie was on fire. Sounds to me like what you need is a coolie swimming pool for those hot days!

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    1. Mommy needs to buy a coolie pool!! Yes!!

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  5. It is very much nice to Meet you Maddie.... we have another furend whose name is MADI... and she is the mostest MARVELOUS furend EVER.... butt WAIT.... guess what... the OTHER Madi is NOT a Pug... she is a CAT.

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    1. Omgosh a kitten and their mittens named Madi?? Oh brother! Lol
      Nice to meet you too!!

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  6. Yes to Chipotle, I wish we had one close!

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  7. I have never had Chiptole, so I cannot vouch for it. However, Taco Bell is dangerous for all humans and their coolios! LOL!

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    1. Chipotle is amazing! You must try.
      And yeah, Taco Bell is evil....my mind says no, but my body says yes to the $1 menu!

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  8. This post cracked me up!!! Poor Maddie! No Chipotle in the Red Dot, so we have to make do with knock-offs... ;)

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    1. My husband tells me the Mexican food in California blows it out of the water...as we are moving that way soon, I am excited to try! Maybe Maddie not so much!

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  9. I have never had chipotle, guess I need to get on that!

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  10. We love Chipotle, why it is six miles from our home. I know where all the great stuff is that you can get through a window or a door. Now about the coolie, I got shot in the coolie with a air gun that had pebbles and sand put into it at close range in my coolie. Not fun ~ I have been to the vet multiple times and I still might need surgery on my coolie.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Omgosh I'm so sorry about your coolie! I hope it heals soon!! So glad to be your new friend. XO MaddiethePug

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  11. Aww, sorry to read about Maddie's coolie... ;-) What was your secret medicine to make it stop??!

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    1. Pepto Bismal actually! The children's pill form broke into 4ths is safe for puppies according to our vet. It worked!

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  12. OMG. Poor Maddie. Olivia feels your pain though. She tried to sneak some pizza the other day out the fridge and she is pretty quick and sneaky. Unfortunately the pizza she got had jalapenos on it. I never seen her spit food out so quickly. Poor girl. It did not even make it to her coolie.

    Check out Olivia and Jaxon at www.pugsquared.wordpress.com

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    1. We love your blog already! Already following you! Omgosh Maddie lovessssss pizza, especially pepperoni. But no jalapeƱos!! That's a coolie fire! Lol

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  13. Note to self never eat chipolte unless you want your coolie on fire! Mom always tells us no to Taco Hell ← that's what she calls it. I guess that is why BOL!

    xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda

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    1. Lol you just saved your coolies!!!! XO MaddiethePug

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