May 15, 2015

I'm Gonna Unleash My Inner "Annabelle" On You!



Disclaimer: Sorry if this freaks anyone out.  Sort of...? Hehe. #sorrynotsorry 

I love horror movies; I am pretty much a horror movie fanatic.  This should be in my "about me" section and deserves an entire blog post, but, well, we will get to that.  But as sneak peek into my horror fandom, a few years back, my husband and I went to see The Conjuring (twice!).  When the scene begins with Bathsheba brushing Annabelle's hair in the rocking chair, the audience was screaming in terror.


Not me.  I was all:


That Annabelle was great!

You see, dolls do not really freak me out too much.  I have always owned a bevy of weird dolls.  Here are a few from my childhood just chilling:


Ok, they do look a little pissed (anyone want to let me borrow their daughter to play with them for few hours and cheer them up? This post probably is making you think "yeah, oh hell to the no, lady").

My husband hates them.  He thinks their faces scream: "Plotting your doom, bitch."


But truly, I digress.

I was just sitting here thinking how fun it would be to reenact the "Annabelle in the rocking chair scene" on people who really annoy the daylights out of me.  Because this is what I do people - think about weird shit.

Right about now, you are rethinking your decision to follow this blog.


So many, many people annoy me.  Like people who pull over in front of me in the lane designated by the Department of Transportation as the FAST, PASSING LANE and slow down to 10 miles per hour.  I just want to jump in the backseat of their car and hang out like this:


Or people who breathe down my neck while I am checking out at the grocery store, trying to do all the 5,432,000 pin pad commands the stores have these days.  I bet they would stand back a little if I swung around looking like this:


Don't forget the people who allow their children to kick the back of your seat at the movies and on airplanes so hard you are pretty sure your entire spine has collapsed.   Those parents need a little of this:


Oh, and the next time I pull through McDonald's and I request sweet and sour sauce for my nuggets, even pay for the extra sauces I order, and they give me that godforsaken barbecue sauce NO ONE WANTS, I'm so putting this nice lady in the driver's seat and hiding in the back:


She just wants to be loved....and she wants the damn sweet and sour sauce she paid for!

Do you ever want to unleash your Annabelle on anyone?  And how do you really feel about dolls?  Share with me below!

Brushing Annabelle's hair, I am still,

20 comments:

  1. Eek. Dolls have always freaked me out.

    And yes, I do get pissy like the dolls while driving too. People don't use turn signals. They cut me off. They're messing with their phones. Ugh.

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    1. I saw that Disney doll your daughter got! She's probably plotting in your daughters room now!
      Yeah bad drivers are the worst annoyance everrrr.

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  2. Mum would love one of those dolls for her daily train commute, that would get her a seat (or two) on the train for certain!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. I like dolls as long as they are not possessed by past murderers. That always dampens the fun of playing! LOL!

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  4. Have you ever seen the movie May? It's about a seriously disturbed chick would makes a doll out of human body parts. You'd love it! And Jeremy Sisto is in it, looking totally fine!

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    1. Looking this up on Amazon now!!

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    2. Let me know what you think! Jeremy Sisto's character does a short black and white film in the movie that is totally twisted and messed up. It's kind of disgustingly perfect lol

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  5. The pictures in this post were so creepy. I think you should do that brushing annabelle's hair scene in your front window of your house (if you have a front window that is doable) for Halloween. That would be so creepy. I do not like people in my personal space. When I was court reporting and we had bench conferences, there was one attorney that would stand behind me and pretty much press his body against mine. How gross. I took my elbow on the side that no one could see and rammed him with it in his chest. He knew I meant business and it didn't happen again.

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    1. Lol! I love that idea!!! I should do that!
      And omg ewww to that lawyer, but it's so typical. So many of them are just gross. It was so difficult being a tiny little blonde girl in a world of those men...believe me you. That was scarier than Annabelle! Lol.

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  6. Reading this post made me laugh cause we think alike and that's why I love you so much!! :D I get annoyed so easily....especially driving. Ugh!

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    1. Oh lord I bet! I know where you live! And that traffic is no bueno ever!
      Love you lady!

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  7. hilarious. seriously get OUT of my way in the left lane. I have horrible road rage. I want to keep a carton of eggs in my car just for that reason :)

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    1. Omg I know! Eggs are a great idea! Lol

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  8. This is too funny...! I can almost maybe start liking dolls again, but no seriously. They scare the sh*t out of me. I dated this guy once and his mom had a room filled with dolls. Holy crap!

    Try living in Sing, they walk with no sense of direction. You try to overtake them but they somehow have eyes on the back of their heads and know which direction you're going so you can't...! ARGH! And please, don't stop at the top of the escalator before getting off if you're walking up it. Just don't!!

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    1. Omg that's so funny! Lmao people are ridiculous! They do the same shit in America. Especially in a big city. Any big city. And then their kids!! Stupid spawns!

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    2. No way!! New Yorkers know how to walk properly...! It's the tourists who would get in our way. hehe

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  9. I so hate when kids kick your seat and can anyone tell me why, when I go to Walmart the screaming kid follows me around the store screaming bloody murder while the only person in the store who can ignore it is his mom? Oh there are so many things that annoy me. People who butcher the English language. I understand being confused about some words but SENSE and SINCE and To, Too, and Two are really not that hard to figure out. I am just grumpy and old.

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    1. Lmao oh I know those kids! They follow me too. They are especially fun in restaurants. And I love when the mom is texting and ignoring them!
      Omfg don't get me started. You're and your, two, to, too and the list goes on. My biggest pet peeve is the use of the word irony. Over half the time I'm thinking "you really need to look up the definition of irony"...some ppl think irony equals coincidence. Uh noooo.

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