December 22, 2014

My Top 5 Worst Dates Ever

In preparation for my first wedding anniversary, I thought I would take a trip down memory lane of my crazy, sometimes Nightmare On Single Street, single life.  Let me stress, I am so thankful for my husband.  God sent me my husband after my experiences as a single woman at the right time because after all the toads, Gremlins, three headed demons and others I met along the way of the single life, I sure do appreciate him.

I had many dates in my single life.  Some of them were ok, but a good bit of them ended with me:

Yeah, that bad.  What I can say, I could really pick some weirdos.

December 3, 2014

Why I Quit Practicing Law 2: Colleagues, Or Dirtbags

I remember fondly my second year of law school sitting with my best friend at the time who said to me:

"You know, I never met so many dirtbags in one place until I came to law school."

Oh, truer words were never spoken.  Back in the law school days, I saw future lawyers begin their career of slimebaggery by back signing the roll (ed. quick explanation: in class, you have to sign a roll every day.  You are allowed to miss only so many days of class.  But, certain individuals would sign the roll for the days they missed on a day they were present, therefore, back signing the rolls.  Totally immoral and unethical.), getting into bar fights, getting so sloppy drunk they threw up on themselves, cheating on exams, hiding, you name it.  There were even the douchebags who wore my university's law school gear to the undergrad bars to pick up co-eds.