September 15, 2016

5 Date Ideas That Don't Suck



Do you ever find yourself on Pinterest on a Saturday night and.....

Wait a minute, did I just say that? Suddenly, I am "finding myself on Pinterest" on the weekends. What the hell happened to these days?


Le Sigh.

Do you ever peruse Pinterest and see articles titled:

1,897,900 FREE DATE IDEAS

50 FUN FREE DATES!

101 CHEAP DATES!!

And you click the link immediately thinking to yourself:

"Oh, I might find something fun for me and my husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, Prancing Tree Frog (you know, whatever floats that boat you have going on in your nether regions) to do this weekend. AND, it will not cost me a penny which is awesome since I blew all my cash on jello shots, scratch off lottery tickets and extra lives on my Cookie Jam phone app."


Same. Naturally.

September 11, 2016

Sharing Mili Wifey Lifey: Birthday Weekend



Ever since I made an Instagram account, I feel like we can share a tiny bit more of our lives with all of you. If you are not following me yet, please do (our Gram' Handle is "militarywifeandpuglife") but, BUT be forewarned - I am a tiny bit obsessed with "stories." 

The overshare is extremely obnoxious.

I know, I KNOW. 
#willstopsoon #maybe #cantstopwontstop

But truly, I digress.

September 6, 2016

Lifetime Movie Network Recap: Stalked By My Doctor The Return



Alas, Christmas has come early on Lifetime and I have received a special present from the writers, directors and powers that be ridiculously stupid gracious. The gift came wrapped in the form of a sequel. 


Dr. Albert Beck, aka Stalked By My Doctor, aka Dr. PawPaw The Lech, aka Dr. McCreepy is BACK!

So old, so lecherous, so McCreepy.
#LifetimePervAlert

September 1, 2016

Q&A With Author Stephanie Faris, Piper Morgan Book Tour + GIVEAWAY!



I am super excited today to introduce all of my readers and friends to my phenomenal friend and children's author, Stephanie Faris. Stephanie is an incredibly inspiring woman because she is basically living my dream - she is a successful published author!

Photo Credit: Stephanie Faris

Stephanie is currently launching two new books in her Piper Morgan series. Piper Morgan is a delightful character who moves to a new town excited for an adventure. She is determined to have fun, be brave and make new friends.

 


I agreed and am honored to be part of her press tour. If you are here from Stephanie's blog, thank you for stopping by!

August 25, 2016

Mili Wifey On Instagram? #WTF



I know, I KNOW. I have complained about the Gram' over and over and over and OVER (see But, First...Just Don't. 5 Kinds of Selfies That Make Me Wanna Hurl!). Alas, I have taken the big plunge. An account has been created. 

And....

I am on Instagram!

(Click Picture for Link)

You can find me at militarywifeandpuglife. Since I am not sure which of you have accounts, please follow me so I can add you and send love to all your beautiful pictures. I am LOVING the "Instagram Stories" feature and want to post more pug videos of #MaddiethePug and BabyBelle Pug.

And post more updates of new adventures in our life! There will be some major, exciting changes coming soon.

See you on the Gram!

But first, I am not taking 5,432,000 selfies because I am,


August 23, 2016

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Julie @ JewelsWandering!



Today is one of my best friends birthdays, Julie at Jewels Wandering


Since birthdays are pretty much the most incredibly important holidays of the year (celebrating the birth of yourself, bitches!), I thought I would dedicate this blog post to her. Especially since I cannot physically be in Singapore to say: